Welcome to the Wasteland

Hey there, fellow sufferers of the AI apocalypse! Welcome to Slopware.wtf, the only place on the internet brave enough to call out the steaming pile of algorithmic garbage that’s been flooding our screens faster than you can say “ChatGPT, build me an app.”

What is Slopware?

Slopware is that special breed of software that screams “I asked an AI to build this and shipped it without looking.” You know the type:

• Button soup interfaces that look like someone vomited a component library
• Lorem ipsum still lurking in production because nobody bothered to proofread
• Features that make as much sense as a chocolate teapot
• Performance that rivals a potato running Windows Vista

The Mission

This site exists to document the beautiful disasters created when people discover AI can write code but forget that humans still need to think. Every roast here is a loving tribute to the ambitious souls who thought “How hard could it be?” and found out the hard way.

The Rating System

Each roast comes with a rating from 1-10:

• 1-2: Absolute dumpster fire (chefs kiss to the chaos)
• 3-4: Impressively broken
• 5-6: Mediocre with a side of confusion
• 7-8: Actually functional but hilariously misguided
• 9-10: Wait, this is actually… not terrible?

Submit Your Findings

Found some slopware in the wild? Use the submission form at the bottom of the page. Bonus points for:

• GitHub repos with 0 commits but 47 AI-generated files
• Apps that break in creative new ways
• Documentation written by someone who clearly never used the product

Let’s celebrate the beautiful chaos of AI-assisted development, one roast at a time! 🔥

Remember: We’re roasting the code, not the humans. Everyone’s learning, and that includes the robots.